A short Japanese man approaches with a bucket of live fish. You smell the thrashing wounded fish and turn to see the man.
"Hungry?" he asks waving a wriggling fish.
He tosses it and you catch it in your jaws. The bloody fish is quickly vivisected by your sharp teeth.
"Now that I have your attention, allow me to explain your current situation. You are now an orca or killer whale. "Free Willie" and Sea World have gone far to making whalers nearly obsolete, we at Nippon Whale Processing have decided to fight back with a documentary demonstrating how cruel and vicious orcas really are, so we can lobby to have whaling restrictions relaxed. And we have just cast you in the lead role, you perform as instructed and you will be made human again. Now for listening attentively, here is your reward." He empties the bucket of fish into your gaping mouth.
"Speaking of rewards, I hope you brought ours," says one mermaid.
"And the better not be fish," adds another pulling herself up on a rock.
The man turns toward them grinning a plastic smile, and says...