Reaching into the pile amongst all the costume junk, you find a grey-haired costume beard. It feels oddly like real hair in your hands, very oily. Just messing around, you plop it on your face, making sure to tie it on tight enough so it doesn't fall off. You look in the mirror and laugh hysterically, loads more than you really should, at your reflection. You look ridiculous. Ready to move on, you try to pull the beard off and scream in pain, it feels completely rooted to your face! You keep pulling but it won't budge. You grab your razor to shave it off but the hair is so tough, it tears apart the blades, breaking it. You start feeling strange, very dizzy, somethings happening to your body changing it.