'Sure, Ryan takes the jellybean, 'together?'
Jake hesitates, then grabs a pink jellybean marked "HaM", 'Alright, together.'
You slosh and gurgle a bit, trying to alert Ryan that Jake purposefully left you a toilet, but the two ignore you and each eat a jellybean.
Jake shivers a bit as his hair suddenly grows out, long and luxurious. He runs his fingers through it with a smirk, 'not too bad, kinda like a surfer dude.'
Ryan, on the otherhand, is doubled-over. His horse cock is hard and throbbing. Suddenly, he winnies and cums, ropes of jizz splurting everywhere. Shivering, he seems unable to stop cumming. He turns around and manages to aim his massive cock at you. Of course he would, you're a toilet, it's what you're for. He clutches his cock and collapses to the floor, trying to keep it aimed at the only recepicle nearby. He keeps on collapsing. Down and down he goes, the more he cums the lower to the ground he gets, until he's literally flat on the floor, like a deflated balloon. He groans and twitches, but he seems unable to lift his empty, flat body. His giant cock lets out one last spurt and flops flat onto the floor with the rest of him. Jake laughs, looking between the two of you. A toilet covered in jizz and a flat horse-man. What a trip this has been.
Ryan is your girlfriend's protective cousin. He only let the two of you go out because he trusted you. Now Jake has both of you out of his way, and he's got himself a big cock and sexy hair too. All Jake has to do is lose the diaper, and the evidence... Or maybe you're just paranoid and Jake's just screwing around. He still has a restorative jellybean in his pocket (the ones being handed out at the door), and the ones you and Ryan took must be around somewhere.