Viola walked through the aisles for a while before finding an aisle full of strange, seemingly non-sexual items. She looked then, trying to find a purchase. There was a 100-sided die, a silver necklace inlaid with seven orbs of swirling mist, a box carved from agate and filled with pearls, a small statuette of a man holding a staff, a box that contained a tiny diamond, a chest containing a key and a book, a glowing beaded collar, and more. Every one had a tiny instructions manual tied to it. She browsed the shelves, using the handy ladder nearby, and looked at every item before picking one out.
"Ah, I see you've made your choice."
Viola jumped. "When did you get here?"
The store clerk nodded. "That's a good item. You can try it in the back room. In fact, have it for free!"
Viola rushed to the back room to test...