Oooo, I moaned to no one in particular as I felt Keli finish adjusting me. I'm gonna be like this for the rest of my life!
"Who said that?" said Keli, suddenly on guard. "Where are you?"
Oh my God, I said. Did you hear me?
"Yes!" She went into the closet and grabbed a baseball bat. "Now where are you!? Come out where I can see you right now, or I scream! And don't try anything funny or I work you over with this bat!"
It took me a moment to figure it out. I finally "said" I guess anyone who wears me can hear me.
"Anyone who wears you? What the hell are you talking about?"
Listen. Sit down, take a deep breath, and don't be scared. I'm not going to do anything to you. Well, no more than I'm already doing.
"What? What are you doing?"
I decided to just come out with it.
I'm holding up your breasts. I'm your bra.