You maneuver yourself to put an arm around her. Of course you can't bend it, but you can press it against her bare back. She turns to you. "Uh..."
As a test, she walks over to the other side of the room; you follow her. She walks elsewhere, and you turn. She smiles. "You know, I feel like I should find this creepy, just on so many levels, but it's weirdly endearing." She sits down, and you float over to her. She bats your cock away from her face with a laugh.
"Can I take you home with me? Go over there for yes, there for no."
You drift to "yes." "Thank fucking Eris I'm a linguistics major," she says, and she stands up to work out the logistics of taking you home.