Suddenly a realization came to Mathew. Maybe Ashton didn't need to be gay for them to go out...
"Wait," said Mathew, "I have a better idea." After a few clicks the avatar of Ashton was replaced with one of Matthew. "What are you doing Matt?" Matt shrugged, "Well, I figured, if you like girls, maybe I could be one for you." Ashton was amazed. "Wow, you really like me that much?" Mathew laughed a bit, "Dude, I've had a crush on you for 3 years. I'd do anything to go out with you." Ashton smiled, "Well sure, go for it then. You're a great guy, and I'd love to go out with you. The only thing wrong is, you know, you're a great guy, not a great girl." "Well a compliment is a compliment!" Matt turned back to his computer, "So... what kind of girl do you like?"