You're an orphan and you were told an animal was going to adopt you. Cofused you asked "An animal is going to adopt me? How would an animal raise me? I'm a human not an animal." It's explained to you you will be transformed into the young of the animal adopting you. That sounded really cool to you. You are taken to room and and told to completely strip naked. You strip naked as told and are handed a big book. You open it and find it filled with photos of animals. They tell you these are all animals looking to adopt. "Now choose one of these animals to become your new parent and then call us on that intercom with your decision." You were told and the intercom was pointed out to you. You are then left alone to make your decision. You choose...