What you see in the mirror startles you more than anything else you've seen tonight. A foxes face with red ears and a slender black tipped nose. You conclude that must be your face now and let out a shriek yet the fox does not shriek with you in the mirror. Instead you hear it let out a growl and lunge at you through the broken panes of glass before vanishing into thin air.
You pat at your face frantically to feel your new facial features but all your stiff fingers feel is a human face. You bring your hand back down to your crotch and with a frantic relief you feel your own human penis.
"Okay, so I'm not turning into a fox I'm just going crazy"
You grab your cell phone and dial Dr. Newman's number. It takes a while but eventually the line is picked up. On the other end is a grumpy Dr. Newman asking why you're calling him so late at night.