You're on a road trip from your home in Boston to your friend's house in Washington DC, and you decide to stop for the night in the sleepy town of Greenville, Connecticut. You pull into the parking lot of a fairly nice hotel and walk inside. "Hello," You say to the woman at the front desk, "I need a room to stay at for the night, I'm headed to Washington and-" You're cut off by a gasp from the woman. "You mean you aren't from here?!" she says, seemingly shocked. You laugh a bit, "I wouldn't think that would come as a surprise! This is a hotel isn't it?" With a look of concern on her face, she responds, "This is a hotel, but we mostly just take people trying to get away for weekend! You see, this town is cursed. Once you enter, you can never leave." Thoroughly confused, but finding this all a bit amusing, you ask, "How could that be true? I'm sure I could leave right now if I wanted to." Having calmed down a bit, the woman explains, "Sure, you could try, but if you did, you would be transformed." "Transformed?" "The town will transform you eventually, whether you try to leave or not, into someone, or something, that would never leave the town. It can send you back in time or to the future, change your gender, race, age, everything that makes you you, and for most it makes them think they had always been that way. In a worst case scenario you could become someone's pet, or even an object, like an article of clothing or even a toothbrush! I'm sorry, there's absolutely nothing I can do for you, but I certainly hope you get one of the better options..." At this point you're a bit freaked out. You figure it's just a stunt for tourists or something, but when you get up to your room, you can't sleep. All you can think about is what that woman said. You worry that if you go to sleep now, the next day you'll be something other than the 26 year old white male you are now. For all you know, it won't even be the same year! Sure enough, the next day you wake up to find...