Or at least, you try to say 'Hi!' What actually comes out is a kind of grunt that seems to mean the same thing. The huge monster before you cocks his head and grunts back, then trudges around you, looking you over. It soon becomes obvious this is a male, as his heavy cock emerges from a furry sheath. "Umm, I'm not into guys" comes out as more grunting, and you are suddenly hit with what ahs happened to you. You have become a yeti, a creature that is supposed to be a myth! The old man turned you into an abominable snowman!
You don't feel weird or monstrous, though. In fact, you feel wonderful! Strong, fast, comfortable in the blowing snow as you might be on a warm Spring day. Being a yeti is perfect! You suspect something has been done to your mind to make you feel this way, but you have a more serious problem with the other yeti. He is running his massive paws over you, sniffing and grunting. In the back of your mind, two things start to become clear. He is saying 'Mine, Mine!" And more disturbingly, you are finding him very attractive.
However, the real surprise comes when he moves behind you and you feel the thick head of his shaft press against a sensitive, slick place you have never felt before. The old man turned you in an abominable snow WOMAN! You have only amoment to decide if you are going to pull away from the male and try to get changed back, or find out what it is like to be the mate of a yeti.