You sigh. "I can't be like this! I'm an adult male, not a six-year-old girl!"
The fairy tapped you on the head. "Listen to me. There is a legend in our tripe about a human boy who will enter our ring and become a human girl. Her mission will be to fight the evil faires who cause all sorts of trouble on your planet. If you can stop all of them, you'll be able to turn back to normal."
"REally?" you grin, "Great, so where do we begin?"