You wake up refreshed wondering if it was all a dream then the poleroid you took the night before catch your eyes. Then you hear splashing sounds coming from your swimming pool. You rush outside to see who has snuck into your pool again. When you fling open the sliding glass door, the sight makes you pinch yourself.
In your pool is swimming a mermaid. The one that blew you a kiss the night before!
"What are you doing in my pool?" You demand.
"Coming for my new consort." She replies. "Your resourcefulness amazed me. If you join me I will ensure you will enjoy it."
"Join you for what?" You reply.
"As my consort of course!" She answers giggling. "So what is you answer?"