Dan 49, Steven 26, Tony 23, and Jeff 15
Dan was glad to have all his children back under one roof. It was his birthday and he hadn't had all of his sons home at the same time since Steven, the eldest, had gone off to college. He wanted to relive their old tradition of a family game night that they had done on a weekly basis when his kids were younger and his wife was still with him. Sadly, cancer had taken his wife and mother of his children away just two years ago in December. Since then, the family had been distant.
He worried about his youngest son Jeff who is only 15. Steven is 26 and has just started his law career while Tony is 23 and still finishing up his "super-senior" year at college. Jeff had been floundering since the absence of his mother and Dan hoped that having them reconnect on his birthday would at least give Jeff a chance to visit with his successful big brother.
After the cake, Dan got out the old game he had picked up from the store. He said, "This game is called 'King of the Castle.' I picked it up at the thrift store- "He paused when Jeff gave a loud groan.
"Calm down, this'll be fun. Besides, it's my birthday and seeing as you didn't find the time to gift me anything, this is the very least you can do."
Jeff shrugged and the other two breathed a sigh of relief.
“So how do we play the game?” asked Tony.
"Let's see... King of the Castle is a game designed to expand the mind, inspire change, and create an opportunity for an experience of male bonding." Dan muttered.
“It doesn't sound that complicated,” said Dan, “All players start off with a blank slate but we need to build our attributes, skills and status to gain the highest amount of points and become the 'King of the Castle.' You gain points by picking up cards. Each card has a value point that is either negative or positive. Some cards allow you to make a choice between two or more options. Whoever has the best score at the end of the game gets his wish granted."
"So, it's a role playing game?" Tony asked.
"I guess so," Dan said chipperly, "If it's no fun, we can all watch TV or something."
“So to start we all pick up a card to find out our first attribute,” Dan directed. “After that the game goes in order from Oldest to Youngest. and we roll and move across the board.”
They all drew a card.
Tony glanced at his card and then at Jeff's next to him. "These cards are weird."
"Well, everyone read them and then I'll start." Dan said with a shrug. "Mine says, 'Asset: Low hanging fruit. [30 points]
"Mine says Attribute: Boxers nor Briefs" Steven said with a shrug. [20 points]
Tony said, mine says, "Choice: fool [30] or ass [70]?" "I guess people are more likely to call me an ass."
Jeff said, mine's "Asset: Extremely cocky [70]. What does that mean?"
After the cards were read, everyone say there silently. Then, Dan, Tony and Jeff began to squirm in their chairs. Jeff began to feel his pants begin to tighten. Jeff stood up and said urgently "I've gotta go to the bathroom." As he hustled to the bathroom, the crushing feeling got worse and worse. He unbuttoned his pants and saw that his cock had snaked down and out of the leg of his tighty whiteys and down to the middle of his thigh. "Dad, I've got a problem!" He called with a little more fear in his voice than he expected.
His dad rushed to the bathroom tenderly aware that he had a problem of his own. "What's wrong Jeff!?"
"Look at it! It's huge." He said pointing to the monster now hanging between his legs.
Dan was shocked. He said, " Go get some pants on and we'll figure out what to do." Jeff ran upstairs.
Dam went back to the table where his other sons were sitting. He gingerly sat down because of the pressure he felt in his own shorts.
"What is happening?" Dan said. Steven was already rereading the rules.
"Looks like the game can change you while you play it." Steven said, "The only way to stop the game is to finish it."
"Well," commented Tony, "I guess I'm glad I chose ass." If I had picked fool, I would probably have ended up dumber than I already am. Instead, I'm just gained a bigger ASSet."
"I don't think this is an appropriate time to be making jokes." Dan said with a frown. His middle son was always making light of things.
Steven said, "Mine was pretty tame. All I lost was my underwear."
Jeff came back down in a pair of baggy sweatpants. His brothers could clearly make out the large cylinder running down his right pant leg. Now that the initial shock was over, he actually looked quite pleased with the change. "Who's the big brother now?" He muttered as he sat down.
Dan squirmed again but only said, "We're going to have to keep playing if we want this to end. I guess it's my turn."