Thad grabbed Rico's shoulder and gently but firmly guided him over to the other side of the big oak on the edge of the front yard. Away from prying eyes and ears, Thad hissed, "What's up with that!?!"
"Our Spring Break Trip of course. After Chad horned his way in on our trip, you told me to figure out a way that six of us can ride in a five seat car. Well, this is how. One of us wears Chad. We'll change him back when we get there, and since he's now a wereSpeedo, it will be easier to change him back into a Speedo for the return trip."
"Hm? Well, it sort of serves Chad right. After all he did horn in on the trip after we already had it planned. I couldn't believe it when my folks said we had to take Chad. We'd have had to get another car, and maybe add more people to cut the increased costs and then we'd need another hotel room. Yeah, I guess you done good, Rico. So who gets to wear Chad?"
"I thought we could take turns - it's a two and half day drive, so when we do bathroom breaks we can swap him around."
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na! Chad's brain was screaming. He was going to be worn by his big brother and his big brother's pathetic friends? At least they would change him back when they got to the beach resort, but there was no way he was going to worn home.
"On second thought, Rico, let's not tell the other guys. You and I will wear him, and then change him back. It will be less humiliating for Chad."
"Okay, by me, but how do we explain Chad not being there and then showing up at the hotel?"
"We'll just say Chad found alternate transit down there. You know imply a girlfriend gave him a lift or flew him down."
"Fine by me."
"Okay, you wear him until we get to Memphis, and then I'll wear him."
Rico grinned, "Thanks, Thad."
"No prob, bro," and he gave Rico a loud wet sloppy French kiss.
Chad could hear it, and was freaking. Were Thad and Rico kissing? Could this get any weirder?