Zak woke up the following morning with no memories of what had happened. It was a normal day and he was just a normal guy in a normal bed. He was feeling horny from a strange dream he half remembered before waking up. He shrugged the sheets off of himself, looked down at his naked body and screamed!
His foreskin was gone. Where had it gone? He had always had it and now it was gone! He held his soft, now circumsized cock. It felt different. Different sensations feel good. He decided he'd lean back and watch it slowly get erect as he often had before. His cock started to stiffen, climbing up the side of his leg. It moved from point at his feet to point at his face and then started to lift off of his chest toward the sky. He screamed again!
As it was hardening, his penis had started to sprout kernels of corn! By the time it was fully erect, his dick was nothing but a vaguely penis-shaped corn cob.
A knock came at his door. "Are you alright Zak? School starts in just a few minutes." Instinct took over and he grabbed his jeans and shoved them on over his corn cock, threw on a shirt and ran out the door.
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After school he walked home with his friends feeling miserable. "Hey guys," he said. "Let's cut off to the park." They followed him to the secluded spot that they frequented. "So I had a weird thing happen to me this morning..." He whipped his dick out of the fly of his jeans.
"Hey, weren't you uncut?" said his friend Randy, who kept track of this sort of thing in the locker rooms. The other guys drew in closer to take a look.
"Yeah, it's strange. But it gets even stranger." He started rubbing it. One or two of the guys exchanged glances. Soon the kernels started emerging. There before them was not a cock, but a corn cob.
"It's funny you should mention that..." said Rob. He shoved down his khakis and underwear to expose his long, pale, skinny dick, with its rocket-like head and tight foreskin in front of his orange pubes. He gave it a few tugs and it grew and started to turn orange. Before them was a carrot, covered in its lumpy skin, with a small bit at the skinny end peeled. "I noticed it this morning when I went to jerk off."
The other guys were freaked out. "Uh, I did not jerk off this morning..." said the freckled guy, Joseph. "I'm kind of worried now." He unzipped his fly and reached through his boxers to reveal the most beautiful cock they had ever seen. It was perfect in its dimension, with a slight curve to one side and a thick foreskin, and distinct head. Devin reached over to give it a few tugs. It grew and the foreskin started to turn yellow with brown spots. Before them was an unopened banana, peeking out of Joseph's pants.
Now everybody was worried. They unzipped their flies, pulled down their pants, and started rubbing. After a few minutes they met back in the circle and compared skinny carrots, curved bananas, thick cucumbers, rigid cobs, twisty squash, and other vegetables and fruits. But a number of guys still had dicks that looked like dicks peeking through their flies. "Well at least you guys are unaffected," said Zak.
"Not really," said Devin, and pulled off his pants to reveal that beneath his normal, erect penis were two kiwis. The rest of the 'normal' guys did the same revealing seedy strawberries, plump tomatoes, large hairy coconuts, fuzzy peaches, tempting apples... and the last guy to make it to the circle was hefting two large watermelons between his legs. He was bare from the waist down, having had to abandon his ruined pants at the edge of the forest.
"Shit, guys..." said Zak, "what do we do? How did this happen?"