"Transform," Jen said.
"Ah, good," Kyle responding, pausing for emphasis. "Well, Jen, I'm confident your life won't be the same after I'm done. So-"
"Look, dude, just tell me it. Not like it's real anyway," Jen interupted.
"We'll see about that. Now, back to what I was saying, for your transformation, the first animal you see will merge with you - not insect, that would be too cruel - with your body from the waist up replacing its neck and head. No matter what, it will grow until it's at least the size of a shire horse - if it's already larger than that, no size change will occur. That means if you, say, see a dog, or a skunk, or a mouse, it'll grow to be as large as a horse, but if you see an elephant or a dolphin, then no change will occur."
"What a crock of shit." Jen interrupted again.
"Wait, Jenny, I'm not done. Your arms will also dissappear after you merge - have fun writing if you don't merge with a prima-"
*click*
"Well, she hung up on me. Guess that means I'll make the world think of her change as normal for her, but odd in general. Everyone will remember you as being what you merge with, but that doesn't mean they see it as 'normal.' Also, I wasn't going to say this until you decided to be an even larger bitch, but now, whatever animal you merge with will be male, and twice the size of a shire horse. Also, if you touch multiple animals at once, you'll gain all of their bodies - better not step on an anthill, haha. So really, if you don't merge with an elephant, you'll be quite a large 'bitch' indeed," Kyle finished, talking effectively to himself.
Jen, meanwhile, was busy getting ready for school, laughing at what that little nerd thought could work. "Haha, he thinks that dumb curse is real," she laughed to herself, unaware that her life was about to change permanently.