You think for a moment, trying to find a way to appease the totem and get your head back to normal. Deep in thought you wander around, unaware of your surroundings, until a strong arm pulls you off to the side. You look up to see bearded man in a stripped suit, likley in his fourties. "Nice mask you got there sonny, why don't you play my game with me?" You try to decline and walk away but he pulls you closer onto a large metal scale. "NONSENSE!!!! Come have a good time! Now I'm just gonna guess your weight and if i'm 10 pounds off you win. Don't worry it's on the house." You let him do what he wants figuring that it'd be easier. "Now let's see here...." His voice trails off, deep in thought. "I'm going to guess...500 POUNDS!!!!" You look at him flabbergasted, having only ever been 180 at most, there's no way that's right. Suddenly a deep green light starts eminate from beneath your skin, it's the totem. The same jet black fur covering your face starts to engulf your body. You start feeling really heavy and weak. You look down and your entire body is starting to inflate to massive levels, you're becoming incredibly fat, destroying your jeans and leaving your t-shirt looking like a stretched out bra on your massive breasts, exposing a large jiggly stomach. You feel a massive jolt of pain as your spine enlongates stretching out into your new skunk tail. You try to get off the scale but you feel your entire body jiggle and shake so much that it actually makes you lose balance and fall over with a huge crash. You look up at the digital display and the number 500 appears on the screen. "See I'm never wrong!" Shouts the carnie. With all you might you muster yourself to your feet, realizing you will be stuck as a fat skunk-man your entire life