The woman smiles and nods. "An excellent choice for wasting time in the most enjoyable way possible. Let's see. We have a number of openings remaining, though I am afraid our human female quota was filled the first day. There are a number of other options available. Take a look and make a selection." She pushed a paper to you, and you see it has descriptions written out.
Satyr - age various - male - high tolerance for alcohol - unlimited sexual appetite - polygamous - bisexual - medium intelligence - duration - 6 months base with option for permanency.
Wood Nymph - age various - female - draws all sustenance from trees and plant life - unlimited sexual appetite - bisexual - medium intelligence - 6 month base with option for permanency
Goat - age various - male or female - herbivore - bisexual - unlimited sexual appetite - low intelligence - 1 month base with option for monthly extension and/or permanency
Ms. Dapoint smiles. "So, which will it be?"