Jason looked at it and wondered what this strange thing could be.
It had a piece that looked like it belonged on a snorkel. It had a tube attached to it. It had some straps attached to the mouth piece. And a large opening at the end of the tube.
Holding it up he looked at the snorkel attachment and put it in his mouth. It fit well so he wrapped the straps around the back of his head and they connected almost like it was made for him.
He started to walk around like some bizarre elephant with it's nose up. But when he tried to take it off it wouldn't come unattached.
That was when he panicked and started running frantically and headed into another business down the ally.
There he saw some big men all dressed in leather. They turned and looked at him.
He was soon surrounded and he dropped to his knees and soon was being used as urinal in the middle of the gay bar. Filling his belly with the processed beer from all these big men.
But that wasn't the only thing that happened to him.
He was soon having all sorts of things sent down the funnel and his belly blew up like a blimp.
How could he have stolen this thing. He was getting what he deserved.