Danny felt a static charge building all around him as a large humming sound began to emit from the devolver. It was making a crackly sound.
ERROR ERROR it beeped
AUGMENTING REALITY
SUBJECT DANNY TELEPORTING TO A MORE SUITABLE HABITAT FOR HOMO NEANDERTHALIS
"Oh no!" Danny tried to yell, but all that came out of his mouth were some deep animalistic grunts.
If he was transported to far away he would never find the devolver again, even if it did work. He could be stuck if he doesn't stop the teleportation!
He looked down at his incredibly hairy deformed Neanderthal body! He was disgusting, covered in nasty hair, and he stunk! If he couldn't fix the devolver and stop this change he would be stuck! He lunged for the cum smeared electronic device, but it was too late. He yelled as a bright flash occurred and then Danny saw that he was in a pine forest somewhere. There wasn't a building in sight.
Danny fell to his hairy knees and pounded the ground in frustration as he moaned. He got leaves and twigs stuck in his thick matted body hair from the pounding. All of a sudden he felt a sharp sting in his thigh, and then another and another! Danny felt faint and barely had time to register the three darts sticking out of his muscular hairy thighs. Danny lost consciousness.