Locking your room's door, you put the socks on top of your shelf, block out your windows, and finally pay your full attention to the jockstraps. Opening the pack, you realize there are a lot more than you initially thought, with an odd arrangement of patterns. There's plenty of solid colors, but then some colors add an icon to them like a horse or a superhero, but you can't find a specific name brand on any of them. To make things stranger, all of the icon jockstraps are different sizes.
"This might've been a huge mistake," you say out loud. You decide to go full commando now that you still have a desire for some privacy. Kicking off your own jockstrap, you kick it over to the others, but it lands to an identical grey jockstrap in the pile. The new one is even the same size and material as the old one, only a slight bit cleaner. For some reason, you decide to place your old jockstrap under your bed and seeing this newer jockstrap gives you some odd sense of hope. Now you want to put a different jockstrap on, only this one will be the...