You ask her not to make you into a tampon. But she says "turn around."
You turn around, and sees a Cardfight Vanguard ad with her favorite unit, Blaster Blade. (Cardfight Vanguard is a rising tcg)
"Not Aichi Sendou's avatar!" You tell her.
"Either that or Dragon Dancer Monica, and I know how much you love that card." She replys.
"But I don't want to be a card." You tell her.
"As Dragon Dancer Monica, you can be a human girl." She says.
"A card it is." You reply.
"Good boy." She says.
Then you start to feel flat. Then you drop to the floor. Face up, you see your girlfriend pick you up. Then she puts you in her clear pocket so you can see what's goin on.