..."No."
She the witch sighs and gets back on her feet, muttering soemthing under her breath. You feel your crotch tingle more and you look down as your penis shrinks down to a good foot long, and your balls are the size of golf balls. You look at her and say "I'm sorry, but I'm still a virgin. I was hoping to save myself for when, you know..." She lets out a giggle and says "You knights are all the same. 'Saving myself this, saving myself that.' I guess you guys will never change."
You both stand there for a moment before you offer to let her come along with you. She smiles and says "Sure, I never really liked being evil. Never took much joy in harming and killing others. I was just here because I owe the Sorcerer lots of money. But there are two conditions to this: NEVER spy on me when I'm changing clothes, and you have to promise me a position in the Royal Family once you rescue the Princess."
You stand there for a moment and think it over. Those were two pretty nice conditions. As you're thinking about it, she waves her hand in front of your face and says "Eyes up here, silly." You embarassingly look up from her cleavage and say "Sure, but tell me one thing, what's your name?" She gives you a shy look and says "I know this isn't the best name for a witch, but here goes. My name is Camille S. Lut." You smile and say "That's not so bad. There was a girl in my town that was named 'Blo J. Ob'."
You both laugh as you walk towards the nearest door. there's a sign on it that says "Kitchens and Dungeons". You open the door and walk down the hallway with Camille. It was dimly lit, with tattered banners of challengers long dead, and suits of armor from the multitude of dead bodies produced from this whole ordeal. You look at the armor as you pass by, and spy a few pieces that suit your fancy. Maybe, just maybe, this armor isn't trapped, and you could loot some better armor and weapons off of them. You stop and reach up towards a stand that has a silver chestplate, and a orange rectangular shield. Just as you touch the armor, you hear Camille scream "NO!"
You jump back as there's a low groaning, and are shocked when...