"No! I must not give up!" Lance thought.
Lance jumped up and kicked the Bimboified Peter in the face. He uppercutted all the bimbo's that were surrounding him, then kicked one in the ribs, which the bimbo proceeded to cough blood. He got his pistol, shot an entrance through the bimbos, and ran out. A bimbo grabbed his leg, but he kicked his shoe away and kept going. He ran to the spaceship door, opened it, closed it, then started the countdown.
"10.... 9... 8..."
The bimbo's were heading torwards the door.
"7... 6... 5..."
The bimbo's started banging.
"4.... 3... 2.."
The door started to break as Lance crossed his fingers.
"1...."
The window cracked a little as a dent in the door appeared.
The rocket blasted off.
Lance celebrated, but then when he went to outer space, he was suddenly all sad. He was the survivor, but he didn't bring Peter or his Mom. He was all alone now. And he will be for the rest of his life in space. He cried, until he just brang out canned spaghetti and started stress eating. He never wanted to experience this again.
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YOU WON- But with a bad ending :(