You look at your hugely inflated belly, covered in black bathing suit cloth, and it seems that this huge bump on your front side is actually the biggest part of your size increase. Sure, your limbs have gained fat as well but your stomach seems extraordinarily round...
Then you feel a painful blow inside your belly. At first you assume it must be stomach cramps, but you can actually feel something wobble around inside. You re-read the note and it says at the bottom: "P.S. by putting on this bathing suit the wearer also accepts the included pregnancy." Pregnancy?! You nearly lose it but quickly regain yourself and decide that you can do nothing but bear this burden for now.
This is almost too crazy for words. You're now wearing a one-piece black bathing suit, you're a woman, you're a lot fatter AND carrying something inside.