" 911! The Police will know what to do!" Colin states as he frantically dials 911.
A dial tone buzzed in the air, until a voice came through.
"This is the Lakeside Police Station! We have one squad car active and I am barricaded in, all other units have either been sent out or bimbofied! State you name and location."
"Colin H. Benard, Autmn Gardens Avenue. Hurry! The bimbos have my neighborhood surrounded! I'm unarmed, and there's a bimbo trying to bust down my door!"
"Stand by, the squad car will be there in 20 minutes. " The man on the other end said.
Colin hung up the phone and immediately decided to..