Colin dialed the one person he always knew he could count on. Jerry was his friend since High School, having met him Sophomore year.
"Colin! Bruh! Is that you?"
"Jerry! The bimbos have taken over my neighborhood!" Colin practically shouted.
"I know! You're house is on the news!" The bronx accented boy replied.
Colin switched on his TV, and sure enough, there was a horde of bimbos surrounding his house. With a camera man filming.
"Dude, I'm going to try and get their attention." Colin replied.
"Alright bro. And if you get turned by those sluts, I'll kill them, for you." Jerry said encouragingly.
"Thanks man." Colin replied, as he went into his attic and onto the roof.
"HEY! I'M DOWN HERE! HEEEELP!" Colin shouted.
The army chopper spotted him and flew down, as an armored soldier slid down.
"I am Officer Brigs, grab on"
Colin immediately grabbed the ladder and ran up it like hell. Inside, he breathed a sigh of relief as they flew away, towards the Palamos Army Base.
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You got the Air Rescue ending! You found refuge at the base, at the cost of your home and stuff. You trained alongside Officer Brigs amd became a Soldier, and now you're out there helping to save those caught in the wake of the Bimbocalypse.