I look at myself in the mirror.
"Damn, I look sexy." I said, "Big butt, boobs, large hips, just right, even long hair!"
I stumble over to my cellphone as I call.
"Uhm, hello?" I answered.
"Hi, Lance. I just wanted to say hi!" My girlfriend said.
"Uhmmmm....." I said. "Hi!"
"Why does your voice sound weird all of a sudden?" My girlfriend asked.
"Uh, ummm..." I stuttered, "I... inhaled helium!"
"Oh, alright." My girlfriend answered. "I'm coming to your house to do what you wished for me to do with you!"
"Uh, alright!" I said, "What is it?"
"We're gonna try to make babies!" She exclaimed.
"Alright," I replied. "Bye!" I hanged up.
I suddenly noticed what I did. "OH NO!" I screamed. "She's gonna know I transformed!"
What should I do now?
(I'm gonna put it from now on, 3rd P.O.V, because I'm too lazy :P)