"Hmmm.. Ok. In that case I wish..."
"WAIT!" Karyn yelled. "Before you start wishing, you need to find out who the ring thinks you are."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you could wish that Jon was 4' tall, but do you really know who that wish would affect? You feel like Jon, but Jon made a wish to be his mom."
"I guess you're right," I replied. "Something small, then... I wish Jon would sneeze, and Rachel would cough, in five seconds."
We waited for a few moments, Karyn watching me intently. When the time came, I felt a pressure in my chest and coughed lightly, and we heard a sneeze from downstairs.
"Well, that settles it. Guess I really am my mom."