It was Gym.
Huh. For some reason you didn’t expect your first class at this so-called “penis school” to be this...normal. Nevertheless there was nothing strange about a college having sport facilities, wasn’t it?
You tried to forget that weird speech by the director and the strange circumstances that made you suddenly appear on this college. Maybe you were just tired from all that anxiety you had been suffering from lately...Wait, what were you feeling anxious about? Something about some guys mocking you in the locker rooms...? You’ve probably dreamed that. This IS the first day of college after all...
Still, something about this college was definitely off. The male students all looked to be older than you, and you didn’t enjoy how they stared at your youngish frame with obvious lust in their eyes. They looked like repressed homosexual perverts.
On the other hand, the female students seemed to be clearly divided into two groups. The young virgins who looked very polite and shy but with terribly low self-esteem seemed like nice people, but they were terribly ugly. Most older ones however looked like prostitutes, although you saw a nurse among them. Wait...What if that nurse costume is just...Yuck!
“I’ve heard from my older sister that on the first day of class we’re just introduced to our teachers.” Said a young, polite girl. “Thank goodness. Maybe, just maybe, I won’t be punished for forgetting my gym clothes at the dorm...right? Uh...right?”
Hearing the girl say that made you wonder...What WAS inside your bag? It was quite heavy.
You opened it and inside you saw a glimpse of a penis pump.
You closed it immediately.
About five minutes later you arrived at the gym along with 19 other freshmen. They seemed to be as nervous as you, but ironically your ignorance of what came ahead made you seem calm and confident.
There was another peculiarity about this school: the school mascot was a rather large Caucasian penis. That must explain why there were so many penis cutouts back at the opening ceremony.
“I feel really sorry for the poor sod who has to dress as the school mascot during the football matches.” You thought to yourself amused at the thought.
By pure chance, you just then saw some dude walking around the gym inside a human-sized cock costume. It was very realistic looking. You laughed as the huge shaft waved from side to side as its giant balls took squishy steps.
Its testicles were very hairy, they looked like feeble black wires but two of them looked big and sturdy. Maybe that’s where his arms went.
The teacher was nowhere to be seen, and you were getting bored. So, trying to liven up the mood inside the gym a little, you decided to play a small prank on the team mascot.
Making sure he didn’t see you, you approached the giant cock from behind and got hold of him (it was fleshy...maybe latex...?), lifting him a little on the air and pushing your groin forward so to your classmates it looked like you had a giant cock.
“W-what...? Why am I flying?!” Said a masculine voice. “Oh, that strong grip around my shaft though <3...”
Unfortunately the dude in the cock suit was heavier than expected, so lost hold of him and it fell to the floor.
He fell on what you thought were his feet, but the guy screamed like hell.
“OWW! MY BALLS! THE SACRED SEEDS OF MY CHILDREN! SHATTERED FOREVER!”
Okay, that wasn’t the reaction you expected. You finally saw the cock from the front and noticed that there wasn’t any hole for his face or eyes. It just looked like a giant sentient dick.
The cock’s shaft slammed into the floor and it started crying white liquid as it shriveled and screamed until it appeared to stop its movements and died.
The 20 of you looked at each other with worried expressions. Should you call a doctor?
“...Just kidding! I was just gonna fap until I discarded all those useless seeds down the toilet anyway!” Said the cock as it got up in an instant.
“You’re...a talking cock?!” You said incredulously.
“I’m not just any cock! See that whistle around my shaft? I’m your P.E. teacher! Coach Cockney at your service!”
You looked at your classmates. They didn’t seem as bewildered as you.
“I’ll also be your teacher in the rest of your lessons, so if you see me wearing a white coat make sure to call me Doctor Cockney, or in the case I’m not wearing nothing at all, then call me your lover.” His peehole winked.
“Now, normally I would pummel the rascal who tried to make a fool of me...” His two big and muscular pubic hairs clenched their fists and you gulped. “But considering it was a rear attack and I always appreciate when you horny bastards get hold of a good rear, I’ll let it pass, you pervs <3 (besides, I didn’t see who it was...)”
“By the way, you over there, you, yes, you...” The cock pointed his pubic hair at you and crept closer. You could smell his manly pheromones and he was creeping you out. “I’ve read your (internet) history, I can tell you’re...That kind of guy...”
“Uh? What? Me?” You were surprised by his sudden interest.
“Aww, c’mon, you know why you’re here. You were thinking of people mocking your you-know-what as you signed that contract, weren’t you?”
“Uh?!” You instinctively covered your groin as Cockney eyed your crotch with his urethra.
Cockney turned to face the rest of the classroom, and his peehole opened loud and clear.
“Class, I’ve got an announcement to make...”