You look through the eye hole to see who it is. The person on the other side is Samuel, a somewhat overweight nerd with glasses and brown hair from the suite next door. He looks like he is pretty annoyed. You open the door to what you can only imagine is a request to keep it down.
"What is it, Sam?" You ask, opening the door.
"I would appreciate it if you could keep it down. I know that you love pounding that slut of yours, but I don't want my T.V. to fall because the bed keeps banging against the wall." Sam says, avoiding eye contact a little bit. "And another thing, please put on pants the next time you answer the door."
With that, Sam starts walking back to his suite, unaware that you raise the remote to change him.