Bruno headed straight home. He made sure no one else was home, then he pulled Chad, and giggled.
"Big man on campus? I don't think so! More like little triangle of cloth? No, if I wore you then you'd be OBMOC - On Big Man On Campus," he giggled. He sighed, and said, "You should be so lucky."
The doorbell rang before he could say more.
"Hey, Rico, you're right on time," Bruno said.
Rico grinned, "Yeah, looks like I am. Chad never looked so good," he said nodding at the blue fabric in Bruno's hand.
"Got the money?"
"Yeah, paid in full," he said handing Bruno an envelope, "count it."
Bruno did. Then he handed Chad over.
"Still don't know why you didn't just do the spell to him yourself, Rico?" Bruno asked.
"Oh, because magic comes with a price, and I didn't want to pay it."
"But you did pay?"
"I paid you with money. The powers that turned Chad into a Speedo could care less about money. Goodbye, Bruno," said Rico sniffing his new Speedo before rushing out of Bruno's house.
It had suddenly gotten dark. Bruno flipped on the light. The bulb blew out. So he went to another light. Must be a storm coming in, he thought. The other lamp blew out too. There was a loud wind. All the windows rattled, the whole house shook. Then it got quiet. Too quiet. It was like he was in the eye of a hurricane. Could he be in the center of a big tornado? He swallowed hard. He realized he wasn't alone in the room.