"Don't worry daddy, I'll find a way to help you." said Beau to his statue father "And after that, we can all get fucked by the beast." "Hey Beau come over here." yelled Chip from the garden. Beau ran over there and asked "What is it Chip?" "Over here." Chip said, taking Beau's hand and leading him to two glass doors.
"Guess what's beyond these doors?" Chip asked. Beau looked inside but the glass doors were frosted, Beau would've looked through the clear glass around, but knew wouldn't let him cheat like that. So he took into account where they were now, and said "A room filled with animal crap we can roll around in?" "Nope." answered Chip "An enchanted room of sex vines?" "Nope." "Hmm...I'm stumped, what."
Chip opened the doors and Beau stepped in to find a huge library, filled with books. "Wow this library is huge." said Beau "I knew you'd like, to bad it isn't slutty." responded Chip. Most libraries in this world are either small, only having books, or are large and designed to be sexual to help keep them horny.
"Slutty or not, this is perfect. Chip, help me find something to cure my father." said Beau "Ahhhh, but I want to wonder around and get fucked by the beeeaast." responded Chip "We can all get fucked by him once we released my father and all those other men. Besides, maybe we'll find a spell that make a couple of them into beasts too, that way we can have a beast orgy." explained Beau, trying to convince Chip to help, and it worked.
The two of them started looking through book after book. Words remained no matter how erotic, but if pictures were, they weren't there (needless to say, there weren't any pictures.) eventually...