Your gaze loses itself in the mirror. Vaguely you think of Ms. Web from Spider-man. Didn't she have a black widow logo? Not who you want to be for Halloween though. Looks of unrelated thoughts. About spiders, halloween, drinking protein shakes with a straw....
The sound of a loud horn blaring next door breaks you from your revelry. You look around. The bathroom looks wrong. You're on the ceiling, upside down. The room is covered in random thick spiderwebs framing the tub toilet and sink. Slowly you lower yourself from the ceiling. You're hanging from a string of web that seems to be coming from your thighs. Instinctively you know how to lower yourself to the floor. You upright yourself, and stare around the room. You did this?
The horn beeps again. You're suddenly hungry. You will clean up the bathroom later. You head to the kitchen, but nothing there seems quite right to eat...