"Wait... you love me?" One of the lizards said, you lost track of which is which, dispute being one of them... idiot.
"Um... yeah?" The other one responds.
you don't seem to recall what the lizard woman's name was. She probably told you, but you have a bad habit of not giving two damns about what people try to tell you half the time. Now it would be awkward to ask her.
"Oh, I don't think that I'm ready for that kind of commitment right now."
"What 'commitment'? We are only together for two months!"
"I don't care! :("
"Did you just pronounce an emoji?"
It was like watching what happens when you leave a mirror in the reptile house at the zoo, but more sexy as they were both still naked.
"Yup!"
"*sigh* so what do you want to do for two months, sit opposite to each other with our hands folded?"
"Yes!"
A very boring and generally completely uninteresting two months in space later
"I can't fucking believe that we just sat there for two months..."
Anyway, an alien that literally had only half a brain cell figured out which of you was the real one (you were stumped for two months by this problem, astoundingly) and you were turned back into a human and were brutally raped by the space lizard queen. It was horrific and involved more tenticals than you'd care to mention.
The end?