You feel a tingling in your ears, reaching up your furry hand you feel them grow and lengthen. They soon grow to two feet and flop over from their own weight. You inspect them and find that you really like your ears. This is great, you think.
The genie continues watching you change, grinning and puffing away at his cigar. He knows the best is yet to come.
You keep transforming, the next change you undergo is...