Jennifer rolled her eyes.
"You know, I stopped believing in curses a long time ago, but I'll humor you. Transform me, you little shit."
"That's not a bad idea. For your transformation, you will gain an insatiable appetite. You will constantly feel terribly hungry and eat anything and everything you see. This includes sand, dirt, grass, anything in nature is digestible."
"Is that it?" Jen scoffed.
"You will also gain a huge amount of weight each time you eat. On top of that, your digestive system will become that of a worm's. You will immediately shit out what you ate and a large cloud of gas will follow, meaning you will no longer have control over your bowels. The meaner you are, the worse they smell. You will also cannot wear anything but a diaper, which will never break and it will grow to accommodate your size, and you cannot change it yourself. You must come to me and beg me to change it for you. No one else will be willing or able to. In fact, if you try to change it yourself, you will shit much more and more often. You will grow larger and larger. When you are a large, living blob of fat, a circus troop/freak show will come and take you away. You will be put on display as their highlight attraction. Everyone except you and I will think this is normal, but they will also treat you like a freak and laugh at you. You will also transform or dare me to have the power to make anyone obey me. Then I will ask you transform or dare and you will not respond or you will ask for both."
"Transform or dare?"
"Transform."
"You will now have the power to make anyone obey you."
"Transform or dare?"
"Both."
"You will also grow a large udder which will grow bigger and fill up more and more as you eat. For your dare, I dare you to forget this conversation when we hang up. Then I dare you to go into your kitchen and eat everything in it. Don't even think. Just eat. I also dare you to go outside and eat up every blade of grass you see. I also dare you to avoid seeing me for the next 10 years. Have fun sitting in your own shit, Jen."
He hung up and Jen's mind went blank.