A big bottle of pills with a green label reading "HULKING TESTOSTERONE: BECOME A SEXUAL MONSTER GOD".
"That's weird..." you think and inspect the bottle. Theres a crude drawing of a muscular monster on the label and a warning: "JUST ONE PILL WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER! CHANGE INTO THE SEXUAL MONSTER YOURE INSIDE!"
Instructions: take one and get ready to change whenever your horny. We recommend using the enclosed trunks at all times to protect your shame!!
You check the box and find a small pair of black lycra trunks that appear to be about your size (XS). The trunks have a large space for your dick and balls but you know you wouldn't fill it. You put them aside and take the bottle. You shake the bottle and see that the rattling inside isnt very loud, so you open it. Lost in a bunch of cotton you find a single large green pill.
"Lets see what this is about;" you say and then put the pill in your mouth. You swallow it and take a glass of water.
You stand in the middle of the room looking at the hulking creature in the bottle but you don't feel any different. It seems like turning into a big monster would only happen in your fantasies. The trunks are pretty cool though.
Suddenly you feel very tired and get worried that maybe the pill has done some ill effects on you. You definitely don't feel stronger or anything. In fact you feel much weaker. You drop the bottle and the trunks and go to bed even though its still early.
You have a lot of dreams and all of them involve sex. You dream youre a huge barbarian king fucking women left and right. You dream youre a huge porn star fucking women. You dream about being a huge monster with lines of women waiting to be fucked.
When you wake up, you notice that you've slept for at least fifteen hours and you've never felt better rested. You feel healthy and strong, though there are no changes in your body. The bottle is still there and so are the trunks.
"I do feel horny," you say, looking at the bottle and remembering all the sex dreams you had.
Thats when the effects kick in...