They entered the next room, the one that was famous for the sport, the football room. "As you can see we've entered the pride and joy of the wilkson football company!" And gives what looks like a huge football a pat. One of the linebackers looks at it and says "no way that's a real football! It's like 6' tall!" And goes over to examine it.
The others weary from the tackle dummies before just stood back a little. The 600 pound former quarterback huffing as he walked in a huge Jersey he found yelled "I wouldn't get to close guy! You'll end up like the lineman from the next room!" He said holding up his new deflated blocking dummy/ former person.
"Bah! Nonsense!" Wilkson said, addressing the crowd of jocks and Charlie. "This ball is harmless! It and some of the others lying around!" As he said that they noticed another field, same size as the last, behind the machinery that was making noise. It was the same as before with equipment and such, only instead of dummies there were all different sized footballs in piles. Some were regular size, others were the size of the one they had seen before or slightly smaller. "Wilkson this place gets weirder and weirder!" Said the linebacker as he tossed the ball to a receiver he was with from his team. The receiver caught the ball and dropped it to the ground like lava. "Man! Don't do that crap! I ain't gonna be like the last two guys!"
"Don't be an idiot! Look! It's just a ball!" And he squeezed it with both hands, tossing it in the air and down again, and tucking it under his arm. "See! Nothing! Hahaha! Look at the size of this one! It's about at big as me!" He said poking at the huge football lying on the turf. It rocked back and forth with easy, even though it was big. "Even though the ball is bigger, it's still the same weight as the others! I've been trying to get the perfect size and weight ball for years and I've finally perfected it!" Wilkson said as he held out a sports bottle full of leather brown fluid. "This gentleman doesn't adjust the ball, it adjusts you so the ball will be easier to carry and lighter/ heavier to adjust to your body!"
The linebacker grabs the bottle, looking at it, and says "so what happened to these balls then? You had people drink this and the ball got to big or something?" He swirled the liquid around as wilkson began to explain. " you see, that is a special berry drink, but I'm afraid it does have a rather slight side effect." Wilkson mentioned as the linebacker began chugging it down. With a belch he finished off saying "mmmmm! Tasted like blueberries! huh? What was that last part?" Wilkson just shook his head, grabbed the bottle and said "watch" and grabbed a Hankey out of his pocket. He dropped it on the floor, and with another bottle in his pocket, poured a drop on the hankey.
Everyone but he linebacker marveled as the Hankey changed into a brown leather color and began puffing out like a helium balloon. Within the course of 2 seconds there was a brand new football laying on the turf. "See it adjusts the players to BECOME a football, and you my friend are the latest one. The effects are irreversible as you can see by what lies around you." The linebacker shook his head and laughed saying "this is bull crap! Your just a magic show wilkson! I don't believe that for a second! Hahahahahaha!" And he burped right into wilksons face.