The door bursts open and a brash young man enters shouting,"Genie, he's a rabbit! I told you I wanted him turned into a Playboy Bunny! I mean the whole point of this wish was to get me some tail, not to get some for you! Though I have to admit," he said pausing to admire the female bunny rabbit, "She is one hot rabbit. But she's still a rabbit, not a human in a bunny costume like in this magazine!" He waves a copy of Playboy Magazine in front of the hare.
Who is this dude? you wonder. He seems familiar, and what does he mean that this was all a set up to get him some tail? You think.
The hare genie holds up his magazine with the hot anthropomorphic rabbit centerfold. And protests, "He looks like the ones in my magazine!"
"How am I supposed to screw a rabbit?"
"You wish to make love to him, I mean her?"
"Yes, I wish to make love to her---oh, no, don't change me into a rabbit too!!!!"
"Too late, you wished it, Master!"
Long ears shoot up on the side of his head. His trousers bulge in the rear as his cotton tail grows. You suddenly find him terribly attractive. In spite of his clothing he seems even more muscular than the hare genie. Fine brown fur is covering his body.
"Well, genie, I wish to be human again!"
"I'm sorry, you know the rules. I can't undo a wish, I can only modify it."
"Well, then how am I to get human again!"
"Simple. Standard cure is "true love's kiss.""
"You mean I get someone to kiss me, and the spell is broken?"
"Well, keep in mind that "true love's kiss" is a euphemism. If people knew what those princes did to Snow White and Sleeping Beauty, they'd have locked up as necrophiles. The one I've never been able to figure out is the Frog Prince, how he managed to get it on with a princess? Any thoughts?"
"Ew!"
"Mine exactly too."
"So all you need is a woman."
"Well, he--I mean she will do. My she's hot," he says beating his right foot rapidly against the ground.
"Actually, if you want to be human. You need a human woman, but you get her after you have this one if you like. Though he'll be stuck like that until he gives birth, unless you use a condom."
He looks at the genie, smiles and jumps on top of you.