Jen walked on west without pause, stomping through the rest of Alabama and Mississippi before sundown, and Louisiana and well into Texas by dawn. She decided to stop for a mental break in San Antonio, marching through the city. She carefully avoided stepping on any people, parked cars, or illegally crossing the street, finding it incredibly difficult to see what the world 160 feet below looked like over her colossal legs - everything was so small!
She eventually found a large, open park in the center of town and tried to sit down. She didn't want to disturb the neighbouring buildings too much, so she tried to find a way to sit down without just plopping her massive ass and legs down onto the ground - they would shake the ground horrible and cause a minor earthquake, she reckoned. She became angry as she realized she couldn't lower herself down without plopping, as her arms weren't long enough to reach a tree for grip before her ass would - it was just too large now. So, she angrily let her massive ass and legs fall to the ground with a large boom, shaking the town around her and her huge legs and ass to shake tremendously. She started to cry, wondering how she'd get up, and began to lash out.
"Goddamnit, Kyle, when I find you I'll kill you! Thank you for cursing me, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me! I love my normal sized legs! They're only 3 feet long, not hundreds, and I can do everything people with normal legs can do! I can go inside, I can sit in normal chairs, booths, couches, beds, floors, bean bags, hammocks and mats! I can touch my toes, I can touch my knees! I could certainly put on shoes from here, or socks, or pants or even underwear! I also have a family, my mother knows who I am and recognizes me and I live in their house! Definitely! I-"
Someone had poked her leg. A young man oblivious to her rant and holding a map upside down then asked her,
"Hey miss, are you from around here?"
"-m- er, uh, yeah I'm from here, why?"
"Do you know how to get to the zoo from here?"
"Yeah, um, you go down two blocks and turn left, one more block right, down three left and again, and go down the main road until you see the sign, then turn right. Why?"
"I wanted to see the pandas! Say, if you don't mind me asking, what's your favourite animal?"
"Oh, uh, I also like pandas!" Jen blurted out, which she didn't - she actually was afraid of bears.
"Cool! Hey, maybe I could send you some photos! What's your number?"
"Ww, creep.." Jen sighed, "Uh, 123-456-7890!"
"What was that, sorry, didn't have my phone ready."
"I said 098-765-4321!" 337
"Ok, thank you miss! And your name?"
"Uh, Ashley Jamie-Marie Rethford."
"Thanks, I'm Tom! Hope you have a good day, Ashley!"
"Hope you have a good day too!" she said halfheartedly, indifferent to the rest of the tourists day. Jen thought for a moment, and then called out,
"Hey, wait!"
"Yes?"
"Can you help me? I was cursed, my legs weren't this long before and every time I lie my legs gain a foot in size. Can you help?"
"Wha-"
"Transform or dare?"
"Uh.... dare?"
"I dare you to change my curse!"
"Well, um, your legs will gain 10 feet every time you lie... uh... your hips and feet will grow to scale to them... um... yeah..., I'm gonna go now. Also, I hope that doesn't mean you lied to me about your name, Ashley, so I guess I'll make it retroactive for our conversation. Have a good day!"
"I didn't lie at all! Have a good day!" Jen said less than enthusiastically, trying to comprehend what the change to her curse would mean.
Just as the tourist turned around, Jen screamed. Her legs began to grow again, she could see them visibly gain feet from her latest foray into half-truths and lying, and the new curse. She began to cry as they stretched further and further out, her normal upper body looking absolutely unnaturally small piloting her massive, sequoia legs. They just grew and grew, unimaginably large. By the time they stopped growing, her legs were longer than a football field! She wondered how she was going to get up with her huge legs, overcome with anger at herself, Kyle, the tourist, and her beyond gigantic, absolutely monstrous legs and ass.
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Jen's legs are now 582' long
Her hips are now 581'6" around.
She stands 585' tall in total.