"Well, I can so play. And if I have to play to grow ups again, I's will. Give me the dice," demands Sue.
"Now, Sue, you had your turn it's..."
"It's Susy's turn now!" she shouts grabbing the dice and throwing them. They bounce on the board. A pair of threes.
"Threes!" and Susy picks up her piece and advances nine squares.
"But Susy, you only rolled a six," protests Diane.
"No. Three threes," insists Susy. Her token is on a purple square.
The purple card she picks up and reads upside down as, "Susy wins. Game over. Susy grows up." Instantly, Susy grows up. The others think maybe the game is over, except they aren't changing. Maybe only the winner changes. But Sue keeps aging. Her boobs sag, her hair goes gray and starts to thin. A 99 year old hag looks ridiculous wearing Sue's miniskirt and halter top. The old hag sits down hard and starts to snore.
Cyndi moves closer to read the card laying face up on the board, and it actually reads "Time Out! Youth is wasted on the young, so grow up and skip a turn."
"Well, it looks like Sue is sleeping the next turn out. Jerri or Joy's turn next?"