Now what Dan didn't know was that Kat wasn't the only witch in the family.
His grandmother was a retired witch who'd gotten a position in the
colleges newly openned Wiccan Studies department,which was where her granddaughter was now studying.
So Kat had asked her prof about a spell to turn a guy into a crocodile,and when the prof has outright refused to teach a 1rst year student about the dark arts involved
in such demonic magic,Kat had politely thanked her and left.
However a few nights later the prof had discovered someone ha d broken into
the Wiccan Studies sealed database on the dark arts and downloaded a spell on how to turn a guy into
a crocodile.
It was obvious that Kat was the culprit,and so the prof had talked to Dan and Kats grandmother
about the computer breakin.
So granny had been spending the night Dan vanished in her college office looking in the crystal ball at a fuzzy foggy image of Kat turn Dan into a crocodile.
Granny was a bit disturbed by what she saw,since it was now clear to her that her prick of a grandson was a pervert,but her granddaughter was as
well,and a rogue witch to boot.
So granny had spent that night hunched over dark demonic arts spellbooks and the only demon she could find in the listings who could reverse the curse Dan was under was some snake demon-goddess from
ancient China who liked to gobble up men.
So the next day granny called in sick to the Wiccan Studies office and headed to the animal farm where Dan was being held.
Granny waved her hands to the right and to the left and all the other workers and customers
stood frozen in their tracks as the determined retired Grand Witch 13 th Order headed in to retrieve her grandson.
She was just as good at crocodile wrestling as she was at witchcraft,and soon a muzzled angry and terrified\ Dan was heaved onto the backseat of her 49 Hudson.
Off they drove in a squeal of tires,since the freezing spell granny had used was only
good for an hour.
Back to the swamps they headed that night and granny summoned the Chinese snake demon-goddess,.
Out of the waters rose the head of the biggest white snake Dan had ever seen
and as the snake slid out Dan could see the demoness was at least 99 feet long.
The snake and Dan's granny chattered away in Cantonese for a few minutes and thena deal seeming to be struck,granny
turned her back and headed back to her car and drove away.
The giant white snake eyed Dan for a few minutes then sprany her jaws open
wide and sprayed her liguidy demonic fire all over Dan.
There was the usual changing,growing and thrashing about on
Dans part,but when it was all over a 33 foot long female demoness green snake
lay where Dan the Crocodile had lain.
Now that they were the same species and sex,the White Snake
demon-goddess explained what was all about.
She of course wanted to retire from the man-eating business
after about 1,400 years and planned to make Green Snake her replacement for the job.