With a shrug, Carl considered it for a moment. Might as well give it a test, after all, what could possibly happen? He picked up the phone and pressed a random button. Uh, weird... Just a single button to contact someone. That's kinda odd, but maybe he was just too slow. Then, someone answers. Or something does.
"Hello, thank you for choosing: pony girl."
"Pony girl?" Carl blinked a few times, pulling back to look at the phone.
"For more information, please press 1. If not, please set the phone down and wait. Your choice will be in effect within a few moments."
Of course Carl pressed 1.
"Pony Girl: usual height is between 5'6 and 6'2. Usually strong with a lean body types and flirty personality types. Libido is high. Stamina is extreme. Ancestors of the war horse warriors of Japanese folklore. Warning, sometimes can be aggressive if provoked. Side effects include mild headache, stomach pains, and slight memory loss."
"What the..." Carl reeled back once more, only to miss the prompt. A quick dial tone played before the call dropped, making him realize what just happened, "Hey, wait!... Shit." Setting the phone back down, Carl sat back down on his bed trying to piece that together.
What a weird message... So weird in fact, he almost missed the obvious.