The question took everyone in the room by surprise. In the back of their minds, they knew that a different man had been talking seconds before about abstinence, but now there was this... guy. However, no one reacted to him. Instead, everyone watched silently as hands went up across the auditorium.
Of the 130 people in the room, about thirty hands shot up. Loki smiled at the crowd, thinking devilish thoughts. "That's what I thought," he said to the frat brothers. "Now, I want all of you to come up here please. Single file line, if you don't mind." One by one, the men who had had their hands raised stood in terror, walking up the aisle and onto the stage. Loki leaned on the platform, smiling. "So. Let's talk, gentlemen. I'm sure you each have different reasons for your virginity. Let's do some organizing, shall we?"
Loki snapped his fingers and the stage was cleared, with four beams of light shining in each corner of the stage. The brothers stood in the center of the stage, Loki eyeing them one by one. He eventually walked to the corner of the stage lit in blue. "Boys, walk over here if you are planning to stay abstinent until marriage." A group of eight walked over to Loki, standing in the beam of light over them.
"Wonderful," said Loki. "Now, to the red corner I want everyone who hasn't met the 'right girl' yet." Another, smaller group moved, this of only six people. "To the green corner, I want all of you closet cases. LGBTWhatevers. No judgement here, don't worry." This led to the largest migration, with nine boys moving. Finally, only seven men remained in the center. "Alrighty then. The rest of you, go over to the yellow light. You poor, unlucky saps."
Loki stood back and looked at the groups he had made on stage. He turned to his audience and smiled. "Well gentlemen," he said, "We're going to give everyone in here a good time. A safe time, but a good time. That's all we want out of life, isn't it?" The frat bros sitting in the audience all nodded in slight agreement, almost hypnotized by Loki. They stared at Loki as he wandered into the audience with his microphone, going to a guy in the first row. "You. Who should we fix first?"