You can't help yourself as a growing urge inside of you prompts you to the backyard. You remembered you let your dogs out not long ago as you stare outside and watch one of them sniff the ground, wagging their tail and looking for that perfect spot to do their business. There weren't many it seemed amongst the space taken up by dropping long passed. You watch intently as he squats down and raises that tail, the head of a thick brown turd crowning out of his asshole.
As you're watching this display, you wonder why you're even doing it at all. Typically just the thought of picking up your dogs' shit was enough to make you gag, but now... now you had some much different feelings. You stepped out, careful not to scare them as you watch your dog shit out a couple more foul smelling logs onto the ground, until it becomes a lopsided pile. He sniffed his own creation before leaving to take a piss a couple feet away.
And as you stood there, staring at the fresh, piping hot mound of filth, you found your mouth start to water. You licked your lips, something drawing you closer to the poop. Something compelled you to get on all fours, as if you were acting like one of your pets, and inspect the fetid turds. You imitated what you saw, giving the pile a few curious sniffs. God, and you thought it smelled bad when you stood a few feet away from it! But as bad as the smell was, it was also surprisingly... alluring? You took more short whiffs, those quickly turning into heavy breaths. Soon you were filling you lungs with the utter stench of dog waste, and loving it! It smelled so good, so of course, you had to... taste it.
Gingerly, you moved your head toward the scat mound, swatting away incoming flies. No, they couldn't have this, this was your meal now, you were claiming it. To prove it, and make your mark first, you forewent any semblance of decency or shame, and dug right in. Shoving your head facefirst into the rank dog crap, you opened your mouth and shovelled it full of the stuff. The flavor was bitter, with a hint of spiciness, it made you gag a bit. That's when you bit in.
The flavor intensified tenfold, the mush oozing between your teeth as you chewed and chewed it. A meaty taste washed over your mouth, mingling in a disgusting tango with the bitterness and sourness. It made your eyes water with just how fucking bad it tasted. But at the same time, it was the greatest thing you ever had the privelidge to dine upon. You swallowed the shit, feeling the hairs still stuck in it tickle your throat as it went down, before continuing your feast. You slobbered and gorged upon the divine filth, savoring it like no other food you had eaten before. This was all you wanted to eat from now on, and you were so thankful you had such a surplus always ready for you. You looked around at the buffet that was your backyard, pondering whether you should buy more dogs, as another one began to hunch down again, heeding you for seconds.