~~~~~First Person POV~~~~~
Today is the day, the day I become a man.
I, Richie Lane, finally turned 21 this morning, a full fledged adult and free to do whatever he wants in life. Free to get his own apartment and carry out his dreams without his parents restricting...if only that were the case.
Still stuck with them, and stuck doing school instead of pursuing my dreams in acting and being on stage. Yeah...it sucks, but at least I get to drown my sorrow in alcohol with my people, and stay all night cause I wanna. Never had a place that was really home until I joined the gay-straight alliance club in college.
I wasn't a very fit person, sure I was lean and all, and amazingly tall cause of my caucasian genes, blonde hair and blue eyes what not, I was pretty much that twinky girly guy at school that people picked on for not being man enough until college.
The club was really sweet to me, introducing friends and discovering things I wouldn't have ever discovered without them. Though...ironically, I'm still a virgin.
I was dressed in a pink tee with white sleeves, with black shorts and loafers for contrast. It was the club's anniversary and I decided that I wasn't going to miss it no matter what, its my final year, and I'm going out with a----
BANG!
"Oi!" The large figure in front of me bellowed, and almost instantly grabbed my shirt and pulled me towards his face during impact. And wow...he looks so....
Hot! A tall asian with a mighty pompadour and stern expression, rippling biceps with his body muscles pressing against his tank top, several tattoos inching from his arm like he's a fucking gangsta---
"ANOTHER FUCKIN FAGGOT!" He shouted as he tossed me down to the ground. "AH FUCK LA! RICHARD YOU SON OF A BEEEYTCH!"
He mocked Homosexuality in a very chinese thug, gangster -ish way. Storming out while I remain astonished buy his loud and crude behaviour, spoutings fucks and bitch repeatedly along with some foreign language casually and accentedly like its his own dialect.
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"Whatever! You've met some guys before, even those hot ones...and..." and...? Ugh.....
I feel the world spinning around me, feeling smaller and smaller as I feel my height shrinking, as I feel my skin burn and tan up slightly due to the heat mess im in.
"Must've been...really exhausted and thirsty...?" I thought, maybe I overwhelmed myself from all that school work, I probably need a drink. Thankfully...the bar is just....ugh
Walking towards the bar, seems like its getting bigger for some reason. Like, the whole world is getting bigger around me, or that my legs and hands are getting shorter?
Whatever, maybe some odd gay bar effects or something...
So I got up to the chair, barely reaching to the top as though I'm just 5ft 3 with oddly placed body proportions like im under some shrooms, or drugs or...ah fuck!
"OI! BARTENDER, ONE BEER! STAT!"
Adrenaline rushing in as I barked as loud as I could, with the slender bartender man almost immediately giving what I want without hesitation as I lazily tossed the bucks over like I couldn't give a shit ....and...hey, that was like...
PSSST
GLUG, GLUG , GLUG
"Ah...." I put down the can of beer, already finished like a pro as though Im been drinking for ages. Well ain't that neat....though crude.
Speaking of crude, didn't I sound just like that rude guy just now? Like all tough and bad boyish and the one in control...man! That was hot! I gotta use that for my act---
"ACT LA!"
Huh?
I turned around, and nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary so I turned ba--
"ACT SUMMORE!"
I turned back and see reality warping like some kind of illusion, fuck...I've must have gotten drunk...but...
"OI, U GOT TO MAN UP!"
An extremely Chinese accent echoing in my head, feeling my biceps swelling thicker and easier with my shorter arms, fingers CRUSHING the beer can satisfyingly as I felt like a man.
Demanding for another as I CHUG an invisible one down too, letting my pecs FILL out and RIPPPPP my sleeves and shirt wide open, exposing a couple of abs showing in my shorter but sexier body underneath my worn out clothing.
WOOSH!
It...re materialised, into a white tank top! Exposing my seemingly yellower and tanner arms as I gave my biceps a good FLEX! This is so surreal...oh god, I must be losing itahahahahHAHAHA!
Like in a drunken haze, I began losing it like aHAHAHAHAHAHA! Laughing hysterically like I do at silliness, cause of my Rich sense of humour. ..HAHAHAHA!
Walao eh, I like it sio! Filled with laid back rebellious and slack, letting my voice and vocabulary turn more accented and Chinese like im one of those chinese bros man! Eh wait...
"HAHAHAHA! KANINA! I CHINESE WHAT!" AHAHAHAHA , I laughed like nobody's business, full of myself, slamming the bar table with my meatier fists as it continues
AH LONGS! My feet slams down at full force on the near ground but it ends up missing it due to my shorter while thicker legs, yet it ends up SMASHING away the former parts of my shoe as they degrade themselves into sandals as a result.
Shorts ironically letting them drape them and TIGHTENING into worn-jeans , complementing them like one of those Chinese gangsters in the hood despite not wanting to be regarded as one of them---
"Wah....not regarded sio..."
"WAH BIANG AH!" I SPOKE IN HOKKIEN, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I was pissed cause someone insulted the fucking Long gang
Yeah I am a FUCKING a chinese gangster, feeling my long blackeed hair slicked back and my face squaring with prominent yet HANDSOME FEATURES. "HAH! At least I know im handsome, that's why the ladies love me---?"
DICK ROCK HARD! Drunken haziness confusing me as my eyes swirl in thinness, saying that makes me fuckin hetero, feeling it harden even more, penetrating my jeans as I let my perverted thoughts guide me, braving past the hangover stage cause I drink beer and get drunk alot, I aint a fuckin' pussy---
"Ayioh stop acting la fake ah long, you're just a homo. Cannot get a girl even if---"
"OI SHUT UP LA CHIBAI! I ain't a fucking pussy, I AM fucking pussy!"
I got up from the bar and let my dick guide me to what I want, I need my fuckin attention after out doing the Ning Chu's shit, going ah long to every debtor house all day---RING!
"OI CHIBAI!"
"WHAT LA, LAO DA!!!???"
"YOU FUCKIN SENT ME TO A GAY BAR U SHIT!"
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"WAH BIANG AH!" MOTHER FUCK---!
"NO WONDER GOT SO MANY QUEERS AROUND ME!"
"AYIA SERVES U RIGHT U STUPID SHIT! DUMB!"
"OI DONT CALL ME DUMB YOU---"
"AYIAH CHILL LA BRO! AHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHA!"
Me and Ning Chu goooooo back a long way, living in troubled and abusive conditions, we both joined and created the LONG gang, taking after bro's last name cause he did most of the work, HAHAH! I rather be the side-guy than get all that stress on me.
Stick and stones may break your....whatever that english pansy shit saying is, but me and the brotherhood are tight! Once in it, we're in it for life, no backing out cause WE ARE REAL MEN! Though some of my men are dumb as SHYYYYEEEET!
Okay FINE LAH! I wasn't a genius in...okay I sucked in school! English and the other subjects being FUCKING hard as heck, I can already talk lah! What stupid shit not even having chinese as a mother tongue! GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER LAH!
"FUUUUCK!" I jumped out of the chair, and swaggered slowly, casually and dominantly out of the stupid club."You better have bitches ready back at the hideout!"
"HAHAHAHA!Since when does LAO DA and AH LONG don't have babes to fuck?" The chinese leader laughed.
Ah Long, that's my fuckin name in the gang. IF ANYONE CALLS ME RICHARD! THEYRE IN FOR A BEATING!
Only babes can fuckin call me Richard, cause Im fucking GONNA make them rich! Ready to place my hand around that sexy babe's waist and ready to do it again. Lost my virginity a long time ago and ready to take another hoe in bed.
"Come home la Richard, we are waiting for you birthday man~!" A bunch of sexy sounding babes spoke my fucking name!
"DAMN! IM ON MY WAY BACK BABES!" I ran outta of this dump and made my way to the hideout, my fucking dick aroused and ready to fuckin GOOOOOOO!