Pop was at the breakfast table reading the morning paper and grumbling
about the poor state of the neighbourhood.
Next door he could hear the braying of mating donkeys as Carrie,Samantha and Darin made use of the Charm bracelet.
Well Pops had his own secret and called me down
" Girl,Get down here,I've got something to show you"
I ran down and saw mom cringing in fear in the broom closet while
Pops stood in the middle of the kitchen in his military fatigues.
Pops told me to stand by mom while he rubbed a little white box he
was holding in his hands.
Rub Rub Rub
Pooof
Swooooosh
Suddenly a purplish mist arose from the box and solidified a few
few away from me and mom.
It was a wet nude woman holding a bar of soap,and with a little dark
cloud hovering over her head and raining perfumed water on her glistening beautiful feminine body.
There was one problem
Where I expected to see the face of Barbara Eden staring back at
me was the long toothy snout of a crocodile poking out of luxerious
tresses of blond silky hair
" Barabara" yelled Pop " Meet Jeanie Schizeraide.Jeanie,meet my
daughter Barabara"
Before the nude bathing crocodile woman or I could scream in
embarassment and terror
Carrie climaxed as she emptied her load into her favourite 12 year
old Superheroine
" BBBBBraaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy"
We could hear the house next door shaking and vibrating as the
donkeys all let loose
Pop had a strained smile as the racket next door ruined his scene
" Jeannie,your Lord and Master was wondering if you knew how to
whip up a 6 tonne Daisy Cutter"
The crocodile woman genuflected and....