The receptionist looked at the family appraisingly, her eyes lingering on Derrick, but then settling on John. "I'm sorry. There are only three seats available on the tour. My mistake. Perhaps one of you would like to try our spa treatments?" Sharon started to volunteer, but the receptionist continued "The opening is in our male spa." Derrick wrinkled his nose. "Not me! A bunch of old guys sitting around in a steam room?"
John grinned. "Sounds pretty good to me. You guys have fun. I'll see you when you get back." The others went outside to catch up with the tour, and John was directed to the Spa. he was instructed to strip and put on a silk robe, and then go to the receptionist to select the treatment he desired. Although he was not in bad shape for 43, John had started losing both his hair and his battle of the bulge. So he flushed a little when the beautiful girl at the reception desk smiled at him and said "We have many to choose from, but I would recommend our anti-aging and body sculpting treatments. We also have sports training, sexual enhancement, and bestial treatments."
"Bestial?" John was puzzled by that one.
"It brings out your inner beast. I think you would be a handsome animal." She did not seem to be kidding. "Which treatment would you like? I can combine the anti-aging with any of the other treatments."
John felt embarrassed again. It wasn't like he was ancient or anything, but maybe something to help the middle age spread would be good. But what else to choose?